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 NAME (FIRST, MIDDLE, LAST) - HOMER J. SIMPSON
 D.O.B. - 5/12/56
 AGE - 36
 WEIGHT - 239 LBS
 HEIGHT - 5"11
 SOCIAL SECURITY NO. - (305) 555-1374
 CURRENT JOB - SAFETY INSPECTOR_SECTOR 7G
 SALERY - $382.19/wk (w/$5 BEAR TAX)
 BLOOD TYPE - A_POSITIVE
 FATHER - ABRAHAM SIMPSON
 MOTHER - PENELOPE OLSEN
 SPOUSES - MARJORIE BOUVIER SIMPSON (34)
         - %#$@ (COCKTAIL WAITRESS AT   SECOND NAME AND AGE UNKNOWN)
 CHILDREN - BARTHOLOMEW JOJO SIMPSON (10)
          - LISA MARIE SIMPSON (8)
          - MARGARET SIMPSON (1)
 HALF BROTHER - HERBERT POWELL
 PHONE NO. - KLONDIKE 5-3226
 CURRENT ADDRESS - 742 EVERGREEN TERRACE, SPRINGFIELD, NT 49007, USA.
 PREVIOUS ADDRESS - 15201 MAPLE SYSTEMS ROAD, CYPRESS CREEK, USA.
                                             - AGNES PEARSON'S MOOSE FARM, USA.
 TIMES IN JAIL - 5
 OFFENSES AGAINST THE STATE - BEAT UP FORMER PRESIDENT GEORGE BUSH.
   - HAS A FBI FILE FOR OBTAINING CLASSIFIED PHONE NUMBERS.
   - DISHONOURABLY DISCHARGED FOR TREASON IN NAVY RESERVES.
   - RAN A TELEMARKETING SCAM.
   - WAS THE BEER BARON IN SPRINGFIELD DURING PROHIBITION.
   - HELPED TO FURTHER COMMUNISM IN CUBA WITH THE TRILLION DOLLAR BILL.
   - ILLIGALY SOLD MOONSHINE FROM HIS BASEMENT.
   - PRACTISED DOCTORING WITHOUT A LICENSE.